Caitlin told us this story at dinner tonight.
Before she was born, she lived in Hamburger Town, where she was a baby boy with red hair like a watermelon, and was 40 feet tall. She made robot oranges and sold them. The robot oranges made time machines. The robot oranges were actually alien robot oranges and their heads were as big as mine. Everyone called her Tubeyhead. She made macaroni necklaces for her grandmas for her hobby, and she traveled on the time machines. Her friends' names were Joe, Mike, Lightbulb, Heart, I Can Change the World, and Flower Eyes.
We just got back from trick-or-treating, which was nice and uneventful. The kids got lots of candy and a good time was had by all.