"I like looking at purple porcupines."
Said at the dinner table, completely randomly.
Also, the other day, she and I were eating lunch together and she handed me a french fry dipped in ranch. I ate it and she said, "I licked that.....(pause pause) and you just ate it."
Not that I should be encouraging this sort of thing....but I could not stop laughing.
the exhausted me i've come to know
4 hours ago